Sorry I’ve been gone the wifi here is kinda terrible and I can’t waste data on my phone
Not a god damn thing.
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
this is one of the best things i’ve ever laid my eyes upon
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????
I got a message and I just wanted to let the person know that I got it and I tried to help
Reasons I should be in a band:
1) I’d be really amusing in interviews
2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter
3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)
4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good
Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:
1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit