folieafab:

Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit



octibbles:

Sometimes I like trying to draw with my trackpad and  MS paint

octibbles:

Sometimes I like trying to draw with my trackpad and  MS paint



suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image





Anonymous: but pasta isn't vegan? it's made from egg...

vegan-yums:

Not all pasta, no. Read labels.





lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"





4.19.14 ye
— where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)